Christmas Message 2013
A Frosty Christmas
(Apologies to RF)
Some say Christmas should be in heat,
some say in snow.
From what taste I’ve had of each
I think they’re equally as neat.
So much more important though,
whether sweating buckets, or under covers-
is to use this time to show
your family, your friends, your lovers
That they are loved. Ho-fucking-ho.