Wittischisms

Wittischisms

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Poetry

Christmas Message 2013

Christmas Message 2013 A Frosty Christmas  (Apologies to RF) Some say Christmas should be in heat, some say in snow. From what taste I've had of each I think they’re equally as neat. So much more important though, whether sweating buckets, or under covers- is to use this time to show your family, your friends,… Continue reading Christmas Message 2013

Poetry

Christmas Message 2012

Christmas Message 2012 He puzzled and puzzled 'til his puzzler was sore, and then he thought something he hadn’t before: “Maybe Christmas”, he thought, “doesn’t come in haiku, maybe Christmas, perhaps, comes in lines, two by two.” And so using his noodle, utilising his noggin’, blasting his brainpan, with his mind joggin’ he wrote a… Continue reading Christmas Message 2012