Wittischisms

Wittischisms

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Poetry

Creation Myths

Creation Myths  ‘On the 12th day God created Me in his image which is to say Godlike completely made up a right bastard. And it was good.’ I am more than the sum of my parts I am an impossible fraction of all my past broken hearts- a tyre on ice gaining traction. The net yield… Continue reading Creation Myths

Poetry

Christmas Message 2012

Christmas Message 2012 He puzzled and puzzled 'til his puzzler was sore, and then he thought something he hadn’t before: “Maybe Christmas”, he thought, “doesn’t come in haiku, maybe Christmas, perhaps, comes in lines, two by two.” And so using his noodle, utilising his noggin’, blasting his brainpan, with his mind joggin’ he wrote a… Continue reading Christmas Message 2012